JA NEIN RAMMSTEIN (OG '93)
  submitted   : We DJ  I 2012
  resubmitted : We DJ II 2026
  download 2026-Jul-15 ↓

Wouldcha wouldcha, voulez-vous 
  A woo-hoo
Do it to me, I'll do it to you
  A woo-hoo

Ninety-nine En Aye En   [5]
Ninety-nine One - H F S
Ninety-nine En Aye En
Ninety-nine Nine Inch Nails
Ninety-nine One - H F S
Ninety-nine Red Balloons
   go by
But my dear
Nein nein nein 
   Aw yeaaah!
Nein, my dear           [15]
   Rammstein!           

Ninety-nine One HFS
   clean your spine
   empty your spleen
Dial it up, turn me on
Nothing's the matter    [20]
Ninety-nine One HFS
   was a nudey magazine
   (spread your look 
    over the stapler)
   Rammstein!
Take your cloth         [25]
   whipe your spill
Get it on in Alphaville

Yes is the best, Dah Tak Ja!
Do it better in bed, dah Ja
On the sofa, on the bench  
A wikka wikka whaap whaap
   clean your pussy
   cleanse that stench  [XXXIII]

Ja, my dear
oh my dear Rammstein 
you should know
it's all unrequited
one side indifferent
the other same same
when you are late       [40]
I'm ready to go
Foreplay Ramm4 like this is
   is headbanging lame slow

wouldcha wouldcha just tell me
are you early or am I late 
oh no, let me pop that fistacuff
   off your gentle mouth embrace
maybe, perchance, perhaps
   if it's not too late
you can take off your shoes
and your tube socks too
scooch down those silk stockings
   ooh la la            [53]
Γ DECLASSIFIED \2010,
   re. (R) Thomas Ewing
remind me to tell you to shave
perhaps, perchance, puet-être
you'll go down on me    [56]
like Thomas's
your Angel young head ⅃

Wouldcha wouldcha, voulez-vous
Do it to me, I'll do it to you
I say Yes, of course to you
Pick it up, lend me a hand
Γ DECLASSIFIED \2010,
  re. (rgoRep-1) Paul B Henry 
Come back to me, Paul   [62]
   back to Deutschland ⅃

Nein Jaaawl, no jowl left
none, nada, the ants ate it
mope and grope felt you hate it
dirty stinky stanky Ger-men manns
voulez-vous always never plan
promise to compromise every show
falter never always surrender
perfect pleaser pleasured pretenders
all six of you          [72]
i don't know you either
i have only
Γ DECLASSIFIED \2010,
  re. RammyTeens and censorship 
Jason and Shoegazer
flowers and geezers ⅃

the extended version
   what year is this?
DJ Richard ZK, i have red shoelaces
is it true they match
   your fingernails?    [80]
how do you sing in German
   lick and spell?
i ramm lied, my laces are black
the shoes are oxblood
   that's a fact        [85]
meguess Oli's got a fetish
it's kinda dark and foo gauzy
i see one nipple and swirls
pinched to tease all the girls

wait on hold on don't twirl
you don't know gloom is dropping
sticks into a hole in the floor
you had three lines, you want more?
   ah rah rah kerplat plank kraut
   kersplash kerplunk   [95]
   stand up and shout!

DJ, the axis goes didda way
   not dadda way, okay?
it's squished at the bottom
   snowy on top         [100]
spins go in a circle round
big wind across the middle
hit any keys five fingers
   one hand bandstand
i'll let you know you do
truly, it's okay, Dick ZK

imagine all the paper confetti
the wonderland swirling scraps
not a note of ink nor letters
the awe of evening is the better
to hear them sing, they clap
all that nothing to imagine
i know you would, gold flāke

and all through the years
your zero is our one
sometimes i won't remember
until whenever to bother knowing
to look up to see it snowing
every step i feel
i yes to the left       [120]
i have to know
i yes to the right
i ponder a load
it's not about walking alone
pondering how you'll be
i get that worry out of the way
what was i was supposed to
remember as a duty for you
ah yes, haven't a clue
better to meet and speak
than sassing as a slave
this radio on my back
doesn't hail a humvee

singing takes up time, dude
coulda shoulda voulez-vous
i'll do it for them     [136]
you do it for you
get off the dubstep carpet
  caterpillar poop-pay
whipe down the meter banging
  butterfly running time
Ja Nein i will decide
you do the best you blew
Ja Nein Rammstein
Ja Nein shop suicide    [145]
mucho mas voodoo who
left six slits behind
Ja Nein Rammstein
Ja Nein Rammstein
he is - she says - shoe swayz shoe
sigh blind bind fly away
  perhaps puet-être 
dich is not safe to say
Ja nein ja nein
Ja nein ja nein         [155]

Ja Nein Ja Nein
Ja Nein Rammstein
Ja Nein Ja Nein
Ja Nein Rammstein
Yaaar Yes is Ja         [160]
   confusion
No is Nein aaargh
   illusion
How can that be
   two and two is four  [165]
where did that come from
   the hole in the floor
the beam in the sky
the distance from your eye
the sweat on his brow   [170]
the time it takes
in red uniform frequency
scatter wax platter latency
Yaaar Yes it was
   conclusion           [175]
Nein is no yes
no yes illusion
Ja Nein Rammstein
Ja Nein Rammstein