Potsdam, Germany, 1994↗. Choreography by RammyTeens 1993.
Introducing
Rammstein !!
Rammstein !!
Objective 2 : German modern classic gentlemen clothing style. German, not British or French or Italian. German, please. Like your father or grandfather was not a banker. Gentlemen producers, not bankers. You are the producers of art, music, and culture now.
Hey, Americans, anecdotally, six guys from East Berlin showed up as we were discussing importance and exportation of culture versus identity, unimportantly.
They are not models, anecdotally. The short one is short, the tall one is really, really tall. What do we do now? Jason, their person says you know them. Do you, diplomatically?
——State department liaison to republican Jason “Hey, what's so French over there in government today?” federal Guyker
——State department liaison to republican Jason “Hey, what's so French over there in government today?” federal Guyker
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Rammstein demo tape↗ w/ 5 tracks (1994), glyphs by J+Q 1993. Thank you for being your best. The press might be rhyming about emotional musicians in the stoic German language (unknown newspaper, 1994 Aug 29). Bwahahah→
Demo : Who answered the Rammy ad in the newspaper?
Exercise : You are desirous and wanting more? Let me whip out my thesaurus and YOU pick out the best German lyric. Just DO YOU. You could do that in our KORNY, campy, AWFULLY prone-to-failure overly lopsided government-to-musicians relationship (System of a Down) going forth. Or quilt pattern goose-stuffed pillow for my headache.↓
Do me a favor : Smash a guitar on-stage. Or flambé a keyboard. Demolish inferior, unsellable, unusable extra electric equipment not made in Germany. Skip disassembly, you are the last geeks and you cannot use the junk anyway. No no, do NOT smash onto your bodies, not yet! Bonus for starting fire with wooden parts.→
Decide how much fire on tour : Civilian alcohol and biofuel, farming will be improved in Germany, source of fuel is Germany; profit-sharing goes to EU. Naah, Rammstein said, Too slow. Or, military-grade incendiaries, farming will be improved in France, plus we want to start a different Metal band in France (art or competition?), source of fireworks is USA; profit-sharing goes to NATO, which France will not partake of Rammstein's tour earnings. *Ding!→
Ha's checklist quiz answers for...→
RammyTeens — Gong
Berliners — ok
Rammstein — Okay
Other bands to tour with — *Ding!
Photo top: Praler 1994, bottom: Charley Stadler 1995.
The codpiece team and body alignment
Objective 2 : Test your Punk in a huddle. Anything poking around? Feel pent in aggression like you want to pull on butt slinging chains? (Till does, let him do it to the Angel) Take off everything from the do-it-yourself fashion style assignment that bothers your bandmate. Huddle. Lean and flop together, don't worry about physical contact anymore for the rest of your lives. We mean it.
Assignment : Go do athletic team sports, like soccer or wrestling or volleyball or footrace or swimming. Outdoor recreation will be sponsored later, as soon as next semester; put it on your wish list. Six months of sport activities will be paid for by RammyTeens. Pick a sport and a category for donation: olympic-level pro-am, adult semi-pro recreation league, community, state schools for children, elderly, cripples. (Rammstein chose Olympics and the German national team.) Wish list happened.→
No, no, no... If you want to get naked, we're kicking you beyond the dingy clubs. We don't run Playboy for Madonna or Playgirl for Judas Priest. See options for nakedness (be prepared for photo sessions with puppies), if and only if you do something for the Olympics. Rammstein's translation: Let us get naked. *Ding!→
Have you seen the IMAX film Ring of Fire (1991)? Oh, alternative activity for the photography team is available: water recreation.→
Checking in w/ the huddle over the years.
Spoofify of Metalorgie↗ 2014
`Cornered by cement` art campaign, Q 1993.
Album art, officially untitled (2019), from her “Matchstick Homily”.
Is that a huddle?
Look for Easter Egg “qualifies as a huddle” spelling ZVEN in promos or video of “Adieu” (2022) by RammyTeens 1993.
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The lead guitarist in the German Neue Deutsche Härte Industrial Metal band is at the right location in Europe. Richard Kruspe's Tempelprayer days linger, photo circa 1994. Over time, rhythm guitarist Paul Landers does hands-in-prayer more.
Civvie dress white
Financial strategy - part 2 : Check Till's tummy: one inch of pinchable dense flesh 7 cm to the right of his belly button, no cheating. Yes, that *is the financial strategy. If theft or corruption occurs more than 50 percent of investment, let us know. Eeww, theft is like swapping spittle with tin ear people. Yucko spaghettios. Please fill out the fun, children's level COMMUNIST worksheet for food and water. Bring collar if you need.→
& over the years...
was that before or after they go into outerspace?
Aaaaaaaa, cute! The raw nakedness. The chocolate lab from way back when the producer was Swedishman Jacob Hellner. Rammstein announce↗ their upcoming European Stadium tour for 2020. Photo: Jens Koch↗ 2019.
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Left, Richard with long hair↗ before Rammstein. Right, 25th anniversary (2023) of album Sehnsucht (1997).
In defense of pre-Sehnsucht Richard Kruspe in the case
`Warp speed Rammstein 1997`
Order, Order! Order to the court room (Ha's bedroom), submit your orders, your deepest desires for music. Submit! Quick survey: DO YOU... a) breathe deeply, b) pant, c) pantomime, d) talk too much, e) shoot to the moon, f) grunt and growl... Richard, please put Till's hand down. Noted. Punk is NOT a sex factory. So what is the “Rammstein sound”?
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The first two is the chugga chugga propulsion.
Jokes about how many shot glasses, displacement of water if we were to dunk Flake, or Richard and Oli together in a bathtub→
←Till to Ha: Do you want to see the bed in flames?
↑The attorneys in D.C. said that was a good ice breaker between them.
Jokes about how many shot glasses, displacement of water if we were to dunk Flake, or Richard and Oli together in a bathtub→
←Till to Ha: Do you want to see the bed in flames?
↑The attorneys in D.C. said that was a good ice breaker between them.
`100 Jahre Rammstein` Jubilee 1995-1996↗, campaign of J+Q Rgo 1993. Top: photo by Charley Stadler 1995; right: digital cover upon redistribution of the VHS tape of the concert, `Life` (1996).
100 years one-time campaign
—Congradulations, Richard!
—Congradulations, Richard!
Concert assignment : The concert has a few serious segments, some great antics, and you should let Richard salivate. Till gets to lick the floor if he wants, we'll tell you more. The start of dirty jokes about Schneider. Would you like sexy German ladies to join you on the stage runway, or would you like to hold a plastic doll before you might want to opt for... in or out... latex and rubber? What is the opposite of Norway? Say it with me, Ja Ja! Translation: *Ding!→
Response : We got the memo that Paul was opposed to doing the concert. Who squealed on him? Jason would hold the whip to get Paul to do the concert. And if Till paces twice 20 meters back and forth and combs his hair with his fingers, that's one whiplashing on Paul's back. Woochah! Ha, tell Till to get down and give you pushups. My gawd, Paul is so stubborn! Woochah! You know, Jason, I do not order Till around, do I? Whoochah! He's always been naked like that, always always so naked. Whoochah! I will wave one hand to Till, something that says “Give me sweat!” Yeah, he likes the S&M more than Paul does. A silver star drops down from Heaven. Need more rank? Put it on! Whoochah!→
Red White & Blue
...in chintzy tinsel!
And so, the governments' disposition, over cigarettes and commodity foodstamp footwork, is uncompromising.
