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Like Shoegazer herself in 1993, who wore chunky costume jewelry to an assignment with FBI but lost $900,000 to entrapment. The bidirectional reverse order involved an extra pistol, depicted in ‘Adieu’ (2022), culminating in calling Ha to the army a few times later. Scene from Rammstein's redux of Kraftwerk's song ‘Das Modell’. Near the time of the unreleased 1997 video, Fort Bragg personnel agonized over NATO and ordered Ha to go on-post to consider Rammstein's live show video submission they sent from Miami, Florida, although they might not have been performing there.
OFFICIOUS O F F I C I A L M A N A G E M E N T V I D E O G R A P H Y — I N S T E R E O
RammyTeens'
Rammstein video singles
Report of approval
Art vs. Development, or grow
Choose your own adventure
Anti-propaganda and NATO/EU
\RammyTeens —
Rammstein
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Planned 1st album — 1993-1995
something appropriately introductory
RAMMSTEIN
Herzeleid 1995
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- 1994 You smell so sweaty
1995 Du riechst so gut 20% sg
“Wise Doctor Shoegazer” stuck at parking lot
- 1994-1995 Rammstein
1997 Rammstein 25% Q
- 1995 Seaman
1996 Seemann 10% \RT
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Planned 2nd album — 1996-1997
RED ROSE DARK NIGHT
Sehnsucht 1997
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Planned 3rd album — 1998-2000
RISE RISE!
(Seeman or Reise, reise)
*one of these videos would feature a Rammstein redux, which already happened:
was used for `Stripped`, song by Depeche Mode (1986)
Sehnsucht, cont. 1997
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- 1998 Smells so rich | Das Modella [or any redux]
.g
Du riechst so gut '98
40% sg+J 10% Ha's coughing
- 1999 [something German art] .c
1998 Stripped (redux Depeche Mode) 100% German film art
- 1999 Ashes from Berlin .a
1999 Asche zu Asche 34% Q4tillBerlin\state
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sabbatical 2000-2001
75% Funded Optional Live Maxi album — 2000-2002
RISE RISE! Live Double Album Exclusive
Mutter 2001
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- 2000 Germans R grim .c
2001 Sonne 10% Q4rammstein
- 2000 Left 2-3-4 .e
2001 Links 2-3-4 50% sg+J4Q -10% Ha's bummed ankle
- 2002 We shall .b
2001 Ich will 90% J+sg ft. Q2rzk
if Richard can solve the puzzle and give a seminar on civics and finance to Rammstein bandmates et al., Rammstein's video is
funded 90 percent
+ 5 percent reformed police
- 2002 Hush ft. Till .d
2002 Mutter 50% Q
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40% funded Recommended 5th album — 2003-2004
MADE IN GERMANY
Reise, Reise
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- 2003 Fewer French fries .c
2002 Feuer frie! 33% \RT
- 2003 Would Ha push Till off a mountain? .a
2004 Ohne Dich 75% Q+jG
Choose your own adventure,
-25% director
- 2003-2004 Do the Moon Bounce!
2004 Amerika 25% \RT
- 2004 Mein Teil
2004 Mein Teil 33% \RT2Army
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sabbatical 2005-2006
25% funded Recommended 6th album 2007-2009
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Video sketch approved on the U.S. side
in 1993,
[1] by
- Green Berets (Special Forces I)
- Navy SEAL Team 5 (SEAL Team 6)[2]
- SWICK PsyOps[3]
- Ranger Reconnaisance[4]
- Army War College et al.
- FBI, USMC Quantico[5]
- Team Rgo (State department's military attaché)
Adieu 2022 (Rammy Hows, \RT)
Angst 2022 (Angst, sg4Q2till)
Dicke Titten 2022 (Bootlegging, Q)
Zick Zack 2022 (25% \RT zick zack zine marketing tie-in)
Zeit 2022 (25% Rgo)
Ausländer 2019 (Ausländer, 50% \RT+J4rammstein)
Till's Ich weiß es nicht 2019 (violation by Till Lindemann)*
Radio 2019 (Rad-dee-oh my rad-ee-oh, Q4J, Jason's favourite song, invisibility dedicated to him)
Deutschland 2019 (Germania, \RT)
Till's Mathematik 2018 (Mathematik, \RT)
Mein Herz brennt 2012 (Suffer the Children, 50% \RT w/ artHaus mixed media)
Mein Land 2011 (Beach Party, 25% \RT)
Haifish 2010 (Stinkorama, rammstein2rgo)
Ich tu dir weh 2009 (Ha's lofty itchy pad, 100% sg)
Pussy (uncensored) 2009
Gigolo, Pimp, Tart, Madam, John, RZK's Delilah
100% J+Q Rgo, not RammyTeens
Mann gegen Mann 2006 (Till vs. Mann ft. Schneider, Q)
Rosenrot 2005 (-Ha's bummed ankle, 51% Rammstein)
Benzin 2005 (Firehouse suicide, Watch! Q4J+sg)
Keine Lust 2005 (Fat chance! \RT)
Ohne Dich 2004
Would Ha push Till off a mountain?
(75% Q, Choose your own adventure,
-25% director)
Amerika 2004 (Do the Moon Bounce! 25% \RT)
Mein Teil 2004 (__, 33% \RT2Army)
Feuer frie! 2002 (Fewer French fries, 33% \RT)
Mutter 2002 (Hush ft. Till, 50% Q)
Ich will 2001 (90% J+sg ft. Q2rzk)
Links 2-3-4 2001 (Left 2-3-4, 50% sg+J4Q -10% Ha's bummed ankle)
Sonne 2001 (Germans R grim, 10% Q4rammstein)
Stripped __
Du riechst so gut '98 (Smells so rich, 75% sg+J)
quantity /
percentage original by Rammstein
to 1997-1998
alb. sgl. songs
Shoeg. 2-3 5 27
25% 50%
Jason 3 6-8 36
33% 50%
Ha 2 5-6 24
90-95%
Rammstein
2 9+1 22
sgl-vids cnrt-tapes
Rammstein
1994-1999 24%
2000-2005
2006-2012
2013-2019
2020- 30%
tour
Shoeg. 20-30 cities, 10 countries
Jason 50-80 cities
Ha 10-15 cities N.Amer.
+4 cities ea. far EU
+3-7 ea. neighbour
+30 concerts Germany
Rammstein
(1993) The U.S. military teams to choose from are limited.
If the government decides that the Rammstein video is not useful for education, training, cultural awareness, diplomacy skills, or civil discussion, one of these teams would have to put together an appropriate module. The module might apply to different organizations and formatted any way they want: lecture seminar, field exercise, desktop homework, videos and journalwriting, organization white papers and memorandae, procedures and protocol. RammyTeens do not have access to any of the modules. Unused videos do not mean that they do not meet an important standard. The first set of standards is established by RammyTeens for the U.S. teams independent of NATO.
RammyTeens' work on video tableaus were classified until 2025. Unlike GEMA, the U.S. system by Rgo does not rely on videography, and not civilian authority but military authority. Rgo's system of analysis, classification, budgeting, content management, communications, requisition, petition, policymaking, forexing, and more, was uniqely designed for RammyTeens and is not open for public comment.
The three teenagers who comprised RammyTeens were part of and party to our military authority to some extent. Unlike making guitars, which they did do, Team Rgo themselves have never made a video, but they did some (analog) photography for OEMs and civilian professionals. RammyTeens did not use any radio or computer or tape playback equipment or video equipment to create sketches for videography for Rammstein.
The RammyTeens working titles for videos did not consistently correspond with the titles of the RammyTeens songs. Once analysis of the Rammstein official (digital) videos were done, we can match them to RammyTeens ,`official`, video tableaus in the 1993 Rgo Rammstein folio.
The pacing of the release of the albums and videos by RammyTeens, before the list was given to
Rammstein's associates, was negotiated by RammyTeens based on many factors and had to achieve objectives and meet deadlines (now declassified). The sketches and sample song lyrics were submitted, and a report submitted to Ha, which further determined budgeting and curriculums.
- The teams on the list chose to forward their report to Ha; Shoegazer received an accounting module from FBI, and CIA walked Jason through maps and area studies. He did not receive approval for strategy and tactics without permission from FBI, plus he needed Ha's approval.
There was a component on the map where Jason was not aware of Japanese nationalist insurgency in Okinawa. His Navy scenario would have been so expensive, for a well-equiped military to subdue and capture 1,000 men, that the hot firefight would have cost the House of Chysanthamum four years of delay in instituting sufficient loyalty to the House's foreign allies, 8ncluding U.S. Navy. Navy could sail away from Japan without costing X tonnes of sushi and live less expensively for 6 months in Korea. When Navy would return, Okinawan insurgency would be forced to diplomatically acknowledge that they want to assist Japan by surrending to the Navy commander in charge of paroling civilians. If they gave their fielty to Navy, Navy would hand it over to Congress to justify keeping U.S. Marines there. If they gave their fielty to House of Chysanthamum, Navy would hand over the matter to Congress to keep House of Chrysanthamum from being implicated in hostile telations with Okinawa.
Jason said a nationalist could be anti-royal. He was attracted to bandits fighting as an insurgency, which was the same as a counterinsurgency to him. The counterinsurgent is on the streets in Africa, Ha said. He was confused. In Africa right now, it is not Chief Papa Shaka Zulu who can be the insurgent against British thuggery. When Africans want to fight for top position in their own country, there is no counterinsurgency, she told him, only a civil war with their neighbouring tribe trapped inside their newly declared nation or round umpteenth of inflicting violence to attract foreign support (recently South Sudan).
The side discussion with Jason was important enough he kept it classified. The State department declassified it immediately but did not circulate that much curiosity. That was the pretense Jason needed. The U.S. State department spoke to many sides in Sudan. Jason begged them to classify it well before the Sudanese become genocidal or suffer mass deprivation (on Ha's concern; she warned him China might be in Africa digging for oil, which would be an open matter that worried her over Vietnam). Reluctantly, the U.S. chose expensive classification and forced university politicos off the matter. There was still a spending gap for his internal fact-finding mission. How can I spy on Vietnam's vulnerability to Chinese tech investments, that is ridiculous of Africa! she seriously humored him. Nonetheless, Americans tied to oil need not interfere either. He went back to Ha to ask Rgo to close the spending gap for the State department; the Marines gave them a big bill. He told her the names of people fighting. Let the leaders know how to end it before their worse angers begin, she told him to be sure and brave and speak to the State department again. Her plan included evacuating civilians not part of diplomatic affairs (foreign civilians were finally evacuated in 2013-2014, right on Jason's schedule but too slow for Ha). You will not pay for classification or declassification if you want to be vegetarian for, oh, six months. Don't worry, don't run cross-country and be nearly vegan with low body fat and no menstruation, okay? Keep your ankles nice and supple and strong. No menstruation, do not run away, he humored her, saying, I can do that. Okay, I will pay State department out of my budget, Ha settled, damning herself to wait on Jason's cadre for another ten years (to 2003-2005); he was approved for only one group. You have Wiccan allies instead of steak-munching professors in college next year, Ha. Oh, lucky me! Tell them when I am away at college, Stay out of foreign oil! Oh, so that's how you file a FOIA, he said. He mocked her, “I'm not a spy! Give my American friend information so his people can safely go home. His worries are your worries.”
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He was limited to requesting two teams of cadre, a complete budget for training them plus 10 years afterwards on missions and deployments. His requests were rejected and given to Ha and Jack. Jack approved Ha's budget methodology, classified it with modifications to Jason's mission statements, then sent the request to CIA. CIA failed tactics analysis, even though they were given answers. The matter was handed over to the Green Berets, who agreed with Ha and Jack. Jack retrained FBI and CIA concurrently. They earned extra income for Jack without delaying. Equipment procurement was done in the dark for Green Berets by CIA, who guessed correctly the remediation training application of their tasks and finally earned the privilege to be project manager of evaluating the Rammstein videos for all the groups in all similar programs. At that point, if one excludes Thomas, Rgo would have a small cadre of 150-200 of rank major and above by end of year 1995 (she did not evaluate any U.S. Army class for their promotion to colonelship until 2017, approving of one federal personnel from Defense Intelligence Agency; she recommended recycling Air Force lieutenant-colonels who were still pushing for heavy bomb drops, concerned it would happen anyway to agitate Iran over Israel; drones happened instead, in the Strait of Hormuz scurry), which took up Ha's entire 1994 budget without Jack receiving additional federal funding separated from the Defense department. Many previous CIA contract corporations filed for dissolution and took the government's training program on scholarship and enjoyed the content and teachers more than running their own civilian companies. Jack saved tons of money and was an insider hero to CIA. Green Beret wondered how to keep him for themselves without demoting him.
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RammyTeens' storyboard ideas, scripts, themes, topics, even the dealmaking and crew responsibilities, here presented in Ha's original «logical order, which is the same as the chronological order». The entire Rammstein videography 1995-2022 was prepared within two months in spring 1993. RammyTeens' accompanying music was separated from the video tableaus but necessary. Discussions of the tableaus had to have intermissions with singing that did not involve lightbulbs and images, nothing visual. Strict discipline. More than half of Rammyteens' “insta-EPs” were originals, the others were non-one-to-one goofs on already famous published music by industry artists.
How did three teenagers manage to accomodate 27 years of videos into the future? Shoegazer and Jason pressured Ha into being Lady Duchess Ha, that's how. What castle? What kingdom? Am I in exile? Does my mother know that is impossible? But not the responsibility. What responsibility? You would have to castrate me, but then I would be dysfunctional and you get nothing. Two more months, then an “abortion”. Chicken eggs for food, is it? What sex last night? That's not how we run a kingdom. No chicken, no tabloid stories about Catholic teenagers sexing out a hole in the ground, $100 per sheet of paper (which became FOIA, Freedom of Information ancillary) if you want to know about me and monarchy. I'm the one on welfare Food Stamps. This young lady does not have a million ovaries. Please do not clone. Did Protestants tell you to assist them in an abortion? It's like homework rather than watching TV. We work our creativity, we tidy our scraps around the worktable. Nobody's having an abortion. There is no codex Quach, no formula Giao 3000, I did not come out of a laboratory. Have you left it yet? Yes. Come along, children, come along.
Ha's Deal for Till. He is given a slinky to stretch out his work, which will affect the band. If he separates from the band and go solo, he should not do so before Year9 (2002). Featuring... the Till Spills at You Big Show 1999. No, too Pop. If they all take the 30 year deal, at Year25 (2018) Till gets to delegate accounting to one of the other guys but the slinky is still his. They have five years to rebalance themselves and be equals. He may not subtract from them, they have to push harder if they are behind him in equity. Or the accountant has one rule to follow: Till donates out instead of being a superstar.
How would he know if he has reached Marquis town lord in riches? Or he goes to the junk yard and recycling center and puts his money into an active trust fund and get a job. They pay him out of his own coffers if he's tired of stage performance and people geeking at his nipples. He can donate $1 million to ranchers and rangers, water ecologists and fisherfolks. For them to get through 100 years of Rammstein, serving the grandparents cost a lot of money. They take his slinky away, put it in the cardboard box of confiscated goodies, and he gets to experience the human side of communism. Grandparents do not have to explicitly censure. They order the best out of him that they want that he continues to endeavor. They agree already. If he dies at age 50 (2010) with German grandparents, he would have lived a good life.
His temperament does not have to do the accounting, it is the other way around. A personality is both less than a labyrinth and more than an arcade. He goes out to the boondocks, he has neither. He has land and peaceful environment to clean his senses, he has country to be with, he has nature that gives him more homework, like a library, than he can ever be Rammsteiner Superstar. Does not matter if he never writes a poem about it or found a three-eyed god out there. People don't need him, they only miss him. They miss needing him more than they need themselves. They hallucinate, he hallucinates, they don't need to be together anyway. Time slips forward one year, five years, time's up. He lives off the land on the land and not inside the Rammstein hamlet of the Ha Duchy manilla folder that I cannot sell to anybody else. He didn't clock back in, so what. They have real hamlets. What do we have but Arlington. Our folder is in exile, not German hamlets. They unbutton their aprons, massage their breasts in front of the video crew, they set the standards, and if the crew does not satisfy them as Germans or humans or quaint darlings, our folder comes out of exile with a big bill we have to pay for.
So, they've made so much money, there's the next-gen rammsteiner, little r, little lindy, the JV crew. They wear tight red vinyl dominatrix boudoir swimsuits with straight, long and straight flowing blonde hair. Blonde with an e, the young lady has natural Caucasian hair, no village braids, no city hairspray. The guy wears a black swimsuit with grommets. The other guy wears the Triumphant Pet unhooked, unlatched, unzipped outfit. The other chick is out of the insane asylum. She has legs since Tuesday and needs oxygen and wants to ballet. Oh yeah, we all know what she wears. The two guys enforce the No Tampons rule, one of the very few body control rules they have to help the ladies implement. His backup band __