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Richard Kruspe and Paul Landers. Rammstein Europe Stadium Tour 2019 photobook; Jens Koch.





RammyTeens 1993 Demo for RZK
“Five to Ten”

Not a tape

A telephone in the future? I do not use one now (1993). How are they going to transport Kirk Hammet's hair to me? His scalp is attached. If you want to be as good as Kirk Hammet, just be Kirk Hammet (don't be Ha). We add droplets of your Alberto V05 hair shampoo in the photography darkroom, we use the colours and add streaks of white, silvery Wise Hair highlights. He's not sun-bleached, he's Glory of the Cosmos Shines on Thee!

Tale of the tape (we lied)
Song gegen Song gegen Punk 2021 (040&>/dev/nul)

“Ein eins” (1993)
“Five to Ten” ([1993] 2026 v0.03)
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Thirty-three years ago, Ha's “Five to Ten” was already split into four variations instead of four sections in one piece. Sun and rain are the two seasons in her hometown in southwest Vietnam, subtropical 70-85 degrees Fahrenheit year-round (21-29.5 degrees Celcius). The lyrics only fancies musicians, nobody gets it. Nobody wants to be shipped out to Australia, either. But, hey, millions of people have heard it now, rewritten by Rammstein for a professional boxer, they say.[2] The melody was a slogged melancholy honed by Jason, who learned to swoop like a kite over the beach because he did not want to lilt. Lilting was not in the non-British lyrics, so his task was to “chew on cardboard” until he was singing with bubblegum, which was his prize. One stick of bubblegum, he could put the chopstick down.
  1. sun (far, in desert)
  2. rain (near, in town)
  3. waltz (or step cadence)
  4. military presentation
  1. the one Jason submitted to GEMA is 70 percent his arrangement and edit of the improvised lyrics, which he and Ha sang twice, with and without guitar. Only one section of lyrics was used by Rammstein, the anthropomorphic, deification one—go figure. Guys, guys, guys, you guiii-uiiiys...
        It was unknown if any Rammsteiner would take seriously Jason's idea to get two albums out by 1997. Ha wanted to keep them out of the studio as long as possible. But touring is grueling. A few tryout songs now and then, before recording, could be hammered out with a live crowd, so it would have to be a professional balance. Jason balked at the notion, Professional?! That means they earn a living directly from what they do, and they should keep a large chunk of the earnings. To Ha, Rammstein typically exceeded her expectations. The haggling upward of the band's dependency on RammyTeens by end of 1997-1998 was ridiculous. The band was supposed to get at least one gold album by then. Platinum would be nice but not necessary. Oh, just “put it on the demo tape” for Richard Kruspe. Ha said, He would clearly know, right, that there is no magnatape. A vanilla file folder is not a tape. Jason used Ha's didactic tactics. Every tick mark, metronome, evenly measured, perfectly rendered, exquisitely indexed. Give them a box of smelly markers and get it over with, tell him we've got nothing. It's not virtual in outerspace they can fetch from the Russians, it's not beamed into the producer's brains from Pentagon Radio FM 1. In what format is the demo? Jason was not delerious, Justice. Let me polish that Rube Goldberg assertion, she said.

    Rammstein - Heart Song - Deeper - Master - Africa - Meat - Ash - Seaman - Sun - Kins_Ki - Spawning Time - Bringer - Smell - Fire - Hello - Glass.

«That Metallica plucker (Kirk Hammett), not the Eek Fuk guy (James Hetfield)» was the only band musician she recognized from the 1993 and 1994 year-ahead catalogues. Oh, so that is Ronnie Wood (of British band Rolling Stones)! `Sunburst begone` is my mission for ESP Guitars. I see a sunburst and I want to paint it blaaack, Ha sang to Jason and Shoegazer.



Metallica performs Rammstein's “Sonne” ([1995] 2001) live in Berlin, Germany, on May 30, 2026.[1]
  1. the guitar lead arrangement and about 60 percent played by Kirk Hammet, originally a tutorial for Jason on singing tenor with a chopstick baton, was a longer Lead Guitar part that had, oh, four more chords and was not as fun to play (Kirk's guitar looks spiffy in the 2026 Berlin video). It was not easy for Jason whenever Ha made fun of Rock and Metal guitaring by singing with a Bic lighter against her teeth. He had to echo her. Too many notes from the Tah-tah Tee-tee and he could not find it quickly on the fingerboard, he learned vibrato easily during “Five to Ten”. His left-hand fingering was getting precise on one string and quarter note chords up five and seven positions.
        He had a choice between developing perfect pitch or relative pitch. He did not flip a coin. Ha had two minutes to explain her decision for him. She chose relative pitch for him, which she had warned the study was harder, it would be half academic and more skills involved.
        Meanwhile, her friend MarkS in guitar class at school told her it was a good idea to follow Kirk Hammett's style and flop those fingers over the fingerboard for barre chords. Back at her house, she said the same to Jason. He put his aunt's (Thomas's wife) opera gloves on her so she could exaggerate Halloween zombie hands. It worked. Shoegazer liked the look and discussed Goth and Punk fashions for Richard.
        Ha demonstrated First Guitar and swoopy singing in a British accent for Shoegazer, Jason filled in with harmony on guitar. She remembered the gift leather cuffs she received the year before from the children at the park and put those on instead. His turn, he sang harmony and did Rhythm by himself for section III. Ha cleaned her Bic lighter, adjusted her guitar strap, brushed her hair... Aren't you going to dance? No, the mosh pit collapsed at the fifth measure. Good rhythm, weird chord. I have some armor on now. I'll stay standing up. More British singing, please.
        Jason went through his passages cleaning up his chords in his left hand, while Ha marched in place. She would not play Lead until he had at least four clean measures together, chord after chord with smooth rhythm transitions. She shouted Tah-tah Tee-tee like a saxophone, then a trumpet, whenever his singing was out of range for his voice or not naturally amplified properly. Like clouds over me, Cadet Guyker yelled when he was not perfect, It's going to rain on me. Ha hammered some basic chords in first position, hopping up and down. His turn to do some Lead Guitar, Ha growling or something (like early days of Rammstein), tiresome the militaristic rapidity of the rhyme flow. It was her longest ‘stand up and sing with guitar’ improvisation with RammyTeens (Jason also on guitar).


    ein eins, ein eins, mein eins, on the one!
    my one, my one, eins eins eins
    My D minor, hooray!
    Hear it, you know it, 4th position, the G!
    Escuchar escuchar, escúchame!
    Two fingers okay!
    Up up, sixth fret, escúchame
    Eins zwei drei vier
    Pogo a-go-go is easier than beer
    Beer by the liter - Lead, I
    wine wine eins zwei drei vier
    If you think it's too hard,
    you do not have permission to think
    I'm canceling the fumblies, you may chant
    You have permission... Do you?
    (Ja!)
    Nein - quid est Rammstein
    (Never!)
    Nunca es después, no ahora
    Jamais plus tard, perrrro
    voici voilà, voici
    (voilà)
    Ja ja ja, nein nein nein
    (Ja - nein - Rammstein)
    Ja! Ein einseees on the one
    eins zwei dried-up for you, shrivelly
    beering veering in my shoes
    slosh galoshes, muddy crud
    plop plodding, a- big fat thud

    (Jason guitars Lead, Ha dances hard, singing..)
    Ah, my heart!
    She says it won't fall apart
    Raggedy goody two-shoes
    Ripped it out to stomp on me
    I'm gazing at the gravel, what do I do
    (Whatever the left lung did)
    Beneath these swollen... two more whole notes, please
    Beneath these swollen arteries
    My left lung swells and lingereees
    Swheeeeeut, this corset of course is tight
    I'll stomp her back on barefeet
    Cat calling me wants a sissy fight
    Nein - quid est Rammstein

    I'm drunken on foreign water
    The compass is upside-down
    Running away from his German mother
    I can hear her chasing me now
    What's that you say, you say No
    (Get away from German women
    Lots of dark snot lesbians in town)
    The Beatles say Yes, I attest
    I don't k'now, new crew, I don't
    I don't k'now who cut my k'nee with a k'nife
    Yaaaar! That's not funny, mousey mite
    Squishy squish splat, drats I forgot!
    Un Larousse dictionnaire I have not
    Okay, I'll give your language a try
    Itchy k'nee sunny cheese
    Nein, it's Japanese
    Dangit, out comes convenient fangs for tits
    Biting 'n' chomping at the bits, ol' Brit
    Uncivilized! Don't trivialize
    They will hold you accountable
    Ah the tears, dear Rammstein - inconsolable

    Zehn neun, neun zehn
    Don't say anything
    Don't quit on me
    Ach seiben - what's six?
    (sechs)
    I messed that - Ssehht ssechuh chuh der SUCKS!
    Half a dozen from your mother!
    Nanna sucks yo low toe
    Tah tah nanna like no otha
    Sechs! All right, that was good sechs
    Skip the five! In one go!
    Sechs seiben ach
    Nein zehn, a big fat eins zwei drei vier
    Five is funny F-f oompy loompy
    Sechs seiben
    Ach ouch ashes to ashes ache
    Nein! Neun
    Funny nun pruning pun
    (Nunca!)
    Sprich gesprochen sprech
    (Say that again - to specification)
    Sprich gesprochen sprech
    I beg your pardon
    T'ang falling Ch'ing chucka chucka
    Sz'un zu sung[3]
    Out!


  2. (2026) 70 percent of the original written down again.

    `Five to Ten` (v0.03)
    “Fünf bis zehn”
    
    [I - March]
    here comes the rain
    there you are my friend
    so you were met again
    (do) you remember, you left
    i still have my right
    do you (still) high five
    five to ten 
    the warmth you miss 
    of summer 
    in my hand
    
    never the same again
    your cheeks
    a friendly half-french
    cheek kiss bliss
    
    [chorus]
    there you are my friend
    five to ten
    the warmth you miss
    of summer and rain
    
    squezebox and theremin
    when you wave around
    dragged down flagged out
    smoke zenned
    triple cleft firecloud
    out marched the brass
    marching band
    three four next step
    listen up ignore
    grasp my hand
    
    always the same again
    right foot
    a kindly touch half-paced
    how we planned
    
    there you go my friend
    five to ten
    the fireworks hiss
    in summer and rain
    
    [II - Waltz]
    do the same
    left foot first
    follow my lead
    left foot first
    lean into me
    left foot right foot
    lean into me
    do the same
    follow my hand
    left foot first
    lean into me
    
    [III - Present]
    One  - two  - three - four
    Eins - zwei - drei  - vier
    
    Five - six   - seven  - eight
    Fünf - sechs - sieben - acht
    
    Five   - six   - seven  - eight
    Seven  - eight - nine   - out
    Fünf   - sechs - sieben - acht
    Sieben - acht  - neun   - aus
    
    Three four - Five six
    
    Drei vier - fünf sechs
    Dritter Sternenlicht Sommer
    Vierte Schläfrige Nacht Summen
    Fünftens, Welt ist
    Sechster tätowierte Hände jubeln
    Sieben, acht - Nihil raus
    Fünf bis zehn
    Damals und heute
    und wieder zurück
    
    Third starlit summer
    Fourth sleepy night humming
    Fifth, the world is
    Sixth tattooed hands rejoicing
    Seven, Eight - nihil out
    Five to Ten
    Then and now
    and back again
    
    
  3. (1993) the private version, the one Ha serenaded to Jason when he had an intermission with the chopstick. The original second section (Roman numerals I and II) was about rain far out in the desert where Jason would return from, 600-800 kilometers away, to wait approximately six days for the rain to start in town. There was a 40 degrees Fahrenheit difference between the two locations, which was not close enough to day-night temperature difference at the mountain back of Fort Huachuca (80 degrees difference, below freezing at night, feels like warm spring in February in the daytime). In reality, Ha's low blood pressure caused her body temperature to drop while he practiced conducting, so she asked Jason for his arm, which she sucked his warmth out. That version Ha later obscured...

  4. (2012) the rain section (II) was reposted to rgoDark. She did not use a box-step waltz for that one (compressing III and IV) but a quick-tempo Viennese waltz without changing genders until the mid-change back to parade marching band leader walking backwards, gender-agnostic. The lyrics for which foot, which gender, ballroom dance or march, forward or backward, is a little different but consistent as lyrics if the vocalist pays attention and wanted neat differences without letting people stumble. There were lyrics for “do not disconnect like Torvill and Dean at the Olympics”, even in a parade.
        rgoDark asked for fitted German lyrics rough or sexed out, you know, Rammstein style, rather than transliteration. They chose the footwork choreography for section III. They sucked at choreographing for a field column of musicians, so they quit that. “I want to sing like Till Lindemann. You are saying I should not hold my breath but hold the note longer but relaxing and releasing gradually breathing out.” They timed themselves on the metronome that singing is harder than thrashing on instruments. Most of them were alto and became comfortable with their range after fifteen minutes of vocals warm-up, which they had never done before.
        They did English exercises with syllables to perfect their cadences, which they had never paid attention to before... at a huge imbalance to easy singing and nongibberish poetry. Actually, pretty good for civilians who never had a formal dance teacher. Encouraged, they did their sex addiction and Heavy Metal thrash lyrics to section I and then quit. Section II can be instrumental, an easy excuse; they could not stretch the arrangement beyond 4 minutes. «“Ramm4” That's it? We managed to match “Ramm4” in effort? Six minutes is crazy!» Ha teased they could compose their own Lead Guitar part. Listen to Richard Kruspe on Rammstein tapes, do what he does, she bluffed. She never really heard a whole Rammstein song or anything, had no clue what his Lead Guitar work was like. “I know a few songs I can do now, I have them on CD”. So the aspiring musician from rgoDark disappeared for 20 minutes. Came back reporting with what seems like keener ears with just a little warm-up on guitar.
        They were happy with the result. Ha customized for each person at a time over the Internet. One guy liked his “slinky” and managed a satisfying 7-minute version of “Sonne” he recorded and shared with Ha. A 5:1 singing expedition of groovy results. For every 5 minutes practicing singing and breathing with Ha's guidance, 1 minute went into the pro-am recordable version.
        rgoDark liked the counting better than topics and poetics and waited on Ha to merge “Sonne” and “Five to Ten”. Nobody helped her with the German, so fans got what they got and she quit. Even Jason did not do what Shoegazer wanted, which was to translate Ha's lyrics. Nope, she does not want to say ten or diez, she says “out” like a radio operator, Jason defended.















    [an error occurred while processing this directive] Last updated 2026 Jul 15 PM 17:58 UTC. [an error occurred while processing this directive] Notes
    1. Posted on YouTube, accessed 2026 Jul 06.
    2. Article entry of “Sonne (1995)” at RammWiki, accessed 2026 Jul 06.
    3. The Tang dynasty in China existed from 618 to 907 AD. The Song dynasty from 960 to 1279. The Ching (or Qing) dynasty from 1644 to 1912. Sun Tzu the Chinese general and classicist, author of Art of War existed approximately 544 to 496 BC during the `Spring and Autumn` period.